Ants in My Cube

Grr. The ants have invaded my space. The little buggers are everywhere. I don't like ants. At all. I feel like they are constantly crawling up my legs, in my hair. One actually made it onto my finger earlier. Yech. I've been squirming all morning, popping my legs like a fed-up mom does her 3-year-old during church. (Wait, is that totally un-PC these
days?) I took to drowning them with citrus-scented Windex earlier, then I got ahold of some Raid.

Now I smell like the Orkin man.