Little Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa is going to have a hard time fitting that name on the top of his school papers. I pity his kindergarten teacher. So wrong.
Not only does this kid have a jacked-up name, but she also has to come to terms with the fact that she's Lisa Bonet's spawn.
Oh, wait. Is it a boy?
Yep, it's a boy.
And how old is Lisa Bonet, anyway? I read that she has a 20-year-old daughter.
I don't understand all the fuss. This name is fine. Jacob's full name is Jacob-son Rikitikitavi Ellessuu Mercer. Did I do him wrong?
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