I'm sure that after I make this confession there will be audible gasps.
I really only like to eat half of an Oreo.
But wait! Redemption! It's the half with the filling!
I've tried them dunked in milk, of course, and they are tasty. But after a few cookies fell apart in the package and I ate the halves separately, I discovered that one-half cookie + cream filling = just the right ratio for me.
And sometimes—hold onto your seats—I intentionally break my Oreos apart, eat the side I like, and throw away the plain cookie half.
That's right. I waste Oreos. God's special gift to me, and I just throw 50% of the package away.
And, just so you don't think I'm totally nuts I'll tell you that I always eat them with a tall glass of milk.
See? I'm not totally weird. Although sometimes (okay, often) I pour the milk into a Champagne glass.
So. Yeah. I'm totally weird.
How do you take your Oreos?
Friday, March 13, 2009
Posted by Stephanie at 7:21 PM