Thursday, March 12, 2009

Am I missing it?

What's all the commotion about? (For some reason, every time I use the word "commotion"—which is more than you might think—I also sing "Come on, baby, do the locomotion" in my head. I dunno.) Really, really are we still talking about Kelly Clarkson's weight? And what's the big-freakin'-deal? She doesn't look fat to me. Not. at. all. Sure, stick her next to Paris Hilton and there's gonna be a little contrast. But fat? I don't think so.