Prisoners Say the Darndest Things

When I got back to my hotel room in Atlanta Monday night, I flipped on the TV and ended up on some kind of true-life prison show just in time to catch this one cocky crook's life story. He was mid-explanation about something or other that required this description.

"He wasn't no midget or nothing, just a littler person, ya know?"

And then I got sucked in for an hour.