But I've never seen his legs, really, till now. He's always suited up in his painted-on jeans. Kenny has nice legs. Please, someone give me KC for my birthday. When we get married, I'll totally write you a big check. Out of his account.
Sorry to be dense, but why is he playing football?
Oh, he's friends with the coach, you know, so he gets to dress out and goof off with them. I read it on People.
I hate to say this but I'm pretty sure I could crush Kenny Chesney with my bare fists. His legs are tiny! I'm surprised some football player didn't step on him and squish him. P.S. When you marry him, my future husband George and I will refrain from making fun of Kenny's tiny stature. I promise.
No you din't! His legs are small, yes, but look how strong they look! That's right—you don't make fun of Kenny's stature, and I won't make fun of George's...well...what is there to make fun of George about? He's perfect!
My only fear for the future of you & Kenny would be that the reason he & renee ended their brief marriage was "fraud"....now that just leaves the door open for all kinds of hang ups!
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