Thursday, February 14, 2008

Pseudo Cheese

I am disturbed by the wording on Pizza Hut's cheese packets. First of all, as a copy editor, I have to say that "hard grating" should be hyphenated. Second, if they're going to name the first two cheeses, why not name them all? I surely don't believe that Pizza Hut has 30 cheeses in their blend. It's not that good. And what, exactly, is hard-grating cheese? It sounds disgusting and...kind of fake.

Some things are better left unsaid.

3 comments:

Bowlby said...

I thought this post was going to be about how you eat Parmesan cheese. Plain. With a spoon. In public.

stephinbham said...

No, it's not. But thanks for telling my dirty little secret to the world.

Oh wait. It's not a secret is it? It's just dirty.

Leah said...

I think that they're trying to dumb it down. Or else it's something like Velveeta, which isn't cheese, but a cheese-like product.