But, for real, guys, can the jewelry stores GET any cheesier this time of year? Every. Single. Year. They push these heart-shaped pendants for Valentine's Day. And every woman in America (I'm pretty sure this is scientific) rolls her eyes and gags. I mean, really? Nothing new or different or unique? Ever?
And you know what, even if you are a fan of such baubles, certainly you don't need more than one or two at the most, yes? Anyway, it's super annoying. I don't see anyone pushing a 14-karat gold-and-ruby turkey pendant at Thanksgiving. No multijeweled Christmas tree charms in December.
Please, dudes. Be creative. Be original. Be a total loser and don't do anything. But whatever you do, please don't support the heart trend. It needs to die.
Shown above: Jane Seymour's new design for Kay Jewelers, where I used to work. It looks like a butt. And, p.s., a new take on the ole heart pendant does not a winner make.
Confidential to my Saturday night date: I'm going to get you chocolate. That's not really original, but it's delicious. Delicious trumps original.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
My apologies if you own one…
Posted by Stephanie at 11:35 PM
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I'll make sure I'm not wearing my new heart shaped pendant from Kay Jewelers the next time I see you... don't worry... no offense taken.
I told Heinz to get me a big box of Godiva chocolates. That's what I got last year, and it was awesome.
Yeah, but I like big butts.
And you cannot lie, right Leah?
I asked Justin to get my gift from Walgreens. They always have classy stuff.
LOL. It's SO funny that you should post Jane's newly designed heart pendant. When I first saw her commercial for that about a month ago I said, "ICK." WHY? It's really sad. I even had a conversation about how lame it was at work. But, I'm not a big heart person, though I'm sure these things are getting bought up as we speak by some men for some girls who will just think it's divine. :)
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