Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Google Search Hilarity

My friend Amanda (she of the Karma threats) posted a new note on Facebook. (Katie, "notes" are all the rage on FB right now.) Instructions: Google your "first name" and "needs" and post the first six that come up. They were just too funny—and true—not to post.

Stephanie needs some help.
*I swear to you, hand to God, this was the first one to come up. See? True.

Stephanie needs to be in a family where there are no other children or animals.
Stephanie needs a behavior modification approach to deal with some residual effects and strongwilledness, those not taken care of by the Ritalin.
Stephanie needs you BAD.
Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance.
Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on.


Bowlby said...

Katie needs hula lessons!

Robin said...

Robin needs help going downhill!

Bowlby said...

I'm just going to say this because you called me out on my Facebook ignorance. On the radio today I heard that the Facebook folks have changed their terms of service to state that they now own anything you post on the site (pictures, etc.) and they can use it/alter it in any way they want. I'm just sayin! (I wonder if Blogger is the same way...)

stephinbham said...

Dear Bowlby,

Terms of Use Update

Over the past few days, we have received a lot of feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised. For more information, visit the Facebook Blog.

If you want to share your thoughts on what should be in the new terms, check out our group Facebook Bill of Rights and Responsibilities.

See? The FB folks want to spread peace and love. They listen. They aren't out to get us.

Amanda said...

Karma Amanda is back. How do I get my name on here? Do I have to have a blog or something? confused. Anyway-- Katie... why aren't you on facebook? tee hee...

Amanda said...

I figured it OUT.