Where Hast Thou Gone, oh Wit, Humor?

Some readers have expressed concern that this blog is becoming a site for my home-decorating projects.

Oh, just kidding. No one has. But I'd just like to clarify that the charming dialogue which endears me to all of you will resurface. It's just that there hasn't been much chance to run over nuns or catch a nude beach scene here lately, what with all the manual labor going on.