Thursday, May 1, 2008

I Don't Want to Live Here

How does the last image in this slideshow help you want to buy this house?

http://www.birmingham-mls-search.com/listing-378328.php

Know what it says to me?

It says this home will never be completely cat hair-free. If I moved in I would probably be subjected to some awful, horrible allergy attack and wake up dead. The end. So, no thanks.

8 comments:

Natalie said...

That's hilarious. You'd also think they could take the plants out of the bathtub for the photo. I'd love to meet the people who live there...

Leah said...

That photo doesn't even looks like it belongs in there. Like they accidentally uploaded the wrong photo.

Heinz is really allergic too. We'll have to keep that in mind next week when we're looking for a house.

Eric, Marilyn, and Elliott said...

I was perplexed by the plants in the tub too. But I think the wackiest thing is that old-school telephone on the desk in the office photo. Who are these people?!

Robin said...

Read between the lines in the description:
Furnace and AC work great! They don't make them like they used to. HOW OLD ARE THEY??

Comfortable & enjoyable, but still has room for your own creativity--
A real fixer upper.

AND, does the fact that UAB professors live near by make people want to buy it??

Katie B said...

The owner is a Coldwell Banker agent? He should know better!

Anonymous said...

You didn't pick up on the potential hair problem in pictures 2 AND 3 with the cat AND the dog....hahaha. Your only saving grace is if it has hardwoods! (oh and there should always be a professional cleaning clause in the contract paid for by the seller prior to you moving in...just a suggestion)

Unknown said...

There are so many things to comment on! Since someone else already mentioned the plants in the tub, I think I'll limit my comment to the plant serving as the dining room table. Seriously, it is right in the middle of the floor!

Leah said...

They need to watch Designed to Sell. I have a feeling that a lot of the houses I'll be looking at next week should be watching it too.