Today's assignment

Read this. I'll be back later with some thoughts of my own, but really, what's better than a post—anyone's post—full of Stabler? Nothing I can think of. You shouldn't try either.


Sweet Lord.

Oh, look, he knows my other boyfriend Bradley Cooper:



I'm going to deduct one-tenth of a point from Det. Stabler Christopher Meloni because he went to the University of Colorado in Boulder, and I kind of hate those buffalo jerks.