Thursday, September 11, 2008

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I just got a prescription for Ambien, and apparently I may make phone calls during my sleep and I won't remember doing so. Let me apologize in advance if I sleep-dial you. I hope I don't spill any of my deep dark secrets. Don't call me late at night and try to trick me either. I've also been warned of a side effect that, while rare, may occur: mood changes including aggressive behavior. So don't get mad at me if I hit one of you in a fit of rage. It's just my medication. You're not allowed to hit back.

2 comments:

Katie B said...

Maybe you should lock your keypad before you go to bed. Because if you call me in the middle of the night, there will be some aggression.

katie said...

Dangit. I was so totally going to say something to the same effect as Katie B., but she straight stole my lingo. Oh well. This lingo's better. What what!